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Joke of the Day

"My ex-wife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! Ya see its funny because marriage is terrible."

"What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday? Swine flu"

"These boots. Were made. For Walken."

"What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo Bean? I haven't had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"It's not a matter of WHEN the world will end... ...it's WHICH Applebee's you find out at."

"Husband said our electricity bills are too high need to cut back so I asked him to move."

"what part of the alphabet is the wettest? H to O"

"I moustache you a question but I'm shavin' it for later Sean Connery."

"Q: Why is a blonde like Australia? A: They're both down under and no one cares."

"A man has been found guilty of overusing commas The judge warned him to expect a very long sentence."