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Joke of the Day
"Husband said our electricity bills are too high need to cut back so I asked him to move."
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"If you're home alone and hear a fart do you laugh or get scared"
"If sex is said to be the best exercise than why are there no fitness clubs for that. Now there's idea. . ."
"Does anybody know how many toddlers you have to bring to 'Toys For Tots' before you're eligible for an Xbox?"
"One day I hope to be doing so well that people accuse me of being a clone"
"What do you do when you come across an elephant? Wipe it off and apologize."
"16 yr old nephew bought me a Miley Cyrus CD. He said ""Listen to it, it'll change your mind. It did change my mind. I used to like my nephew."
"I'm making a film about emos. I really need to stop saying ""cut!"" at the end of each scene."
"You know, if I slouch in my chair at just the right angle, my fat rolls into a pretty impressive 3-pack'. Heck, I'm half way to sexy town "
"Steve-""My wife is a very careful driver"". Smith-""How do you know that""? Steave-""She Always Slows down when passing a red light""!"