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Joke of the Day
"What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday? Swine flu"
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"Divorce is tough on some kids. Mine were just happy to be single again."
"How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun!"
"No matter how much I try to buy those supermarket conveyor belt dividers... The cashier just keeps putting them back!"
"How does Sean Connery shave? CTRL + S"
"the biggest joke of all time Trump"
"People keep telling me that I have no idea what it's like to have no roof above my head I don't think so, I really like the new Porsche convertible."
"My penis is 4 inches... ...but I find most girls don't like it that wide."
"Firing Victoria of IAMA"