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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why is a blonde like Australia? A: They're both down under and no one cares."

"Is this InkJet any good? Sure, we've sold it to royalty Princesses? Mate, it prints ALL the letters!"

"MFW I'm bread and I have to remind people to put the twist tie back on the packaging Fuck I mold"

"A good education is pretty important, but I think being good looking might be more importanter."

"I wear my heart on my sleeve because if I wore it on my chest, it'd just get mustard stains on it."

"I'm always disappointed when I board a plane and there's no handsome man running after me to stop me. Thanks, hollywood."

"To /r/news China just called, they want their censorship back."

"Me: What's the capital of Ohio? Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora? Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio."

"Old Aussie joke: Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling? There are 48 heads in her box - of course she`s happy!"

"Why do jews like jail Because of all the shackles.....im terribly sorry"