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"'Say it with flowers' Send a wreath"
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"Where does Ubisoft have the most trouble in school The Division"
"Men do what they want and skip the rest. They're straightforward. If he doesn't call, he doesn't want to talk. If he calls, he's horny."
"What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common? they touched some many lives"
"DBZA Joke! Frieza: How do you work the Dragon Balls? Nail: Did you work the shaft?"
"Why are clouds like jockeys? Because they hold the reins!"
"so that's the reason Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry."
"There should be only one World's Greatest Dad shirt. And you should have to kill the previous owner to wear it."
"If you ask me what my favorite rock band is and I'm being subjective, I'd say The Who. If I was being objective, I'd say it was The Whom."
"Every chef on Chopped's like ""I was medically dead for 3 yrs & my wife married the guy who pushed me off that bridge. My specialty is bao."""