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Joke of the Day

"""I get knocked down, but I get up again You're never gonna keep me down"" ~Bowling pins"

"The way my dog maintains eye contact while taking a dump is unsettling. Can't he read a magazine like a normal dog?"

"An Irishman walks... out of a bar."

"Neuroscientists have discovered a commonly-consumed food which nearly eliminates the female sex drive. Wedding cake."

"Dark humor is like food... ...Not everyone gets it."

"Know-it-alls think themselves a fountain of knowledge. In truth they are an oil spill of knowledge... Unwelcome and hard to get rid of."

"What's the difference between Trump and a stripper? Strippers climb polls."

"Boo ""Knock Knock!"" ""Who's there?"" ""Boo!"" ""Boo who?"" ""Geez, no need to cry, it's just a joke."""

"Your momma's so fat Newt Gingrich wants to send astronauts to colonize her."

"I told the ambulance guys the wrong blood type for my ex Now she should understand what rejection feels like."