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Joke of the Day

"A sandwich walks into a bar... the bartender says: ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""

"I'm wearing the boxers with the little hearts all over them tonight.... It's probably not a good night to go to jail...."

"Signs And Notices"

"I slept on my neck funny and today I will be turning my whole body like Batman every time I have to look at something."

"What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes? A bit neurotic."

"What did one orphan say to the other? Robin, Get the batmobile!"

"Weather Girl: I'm looking at six to ten inches tonight. Me, to the TV: But is it going to SNOW?"

"What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person? Leaving a plunger in the toilet."

"So I just made a new awesome mod! $4 to download and plus new content coming next week for $5 more!"

"They say imitation is the highest form of flattery, but actually... A plateau is."