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Joke of the Day

"Today someone was killed with a starter pistol... the police think it might be race related."

"[Serious] Tell me an offensive joke..."

"God made me an atheist Who are you to question his Wisdom."

"New to reddit so thought I'd start by sharing one of my favourite jokes. When is a pixie not a pixie? When he's got his head up a faeries skirt, then he's a goblin!"

"I thought twerking was tweeting at work That's how out of the loop I am"

"an advice to every dad,if you wanna see your children just turn the router off,they will suddenly appear.btw ur neighbor might come as well."

"its raining men! hallelu..*thud* omg are you ok? *thud* oh sweet jesus! *thud* *thud* oh the horror! *thud* WHY GOD? WHYYYY??"

"Is it alright to kiss a nun? Yeah. As long as you don't get in the habit."

"First date Him: What do you do? Me [pulls out a Victoria's Secret catalog that I've clearly glued photos of my face into] ""I'm a model."""

"""Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"" Probably photos, reflective surfaces, things of that nature."