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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food? Explosive Diarrhea"

"I Know What You Did Last Summer. You Posted It To Facebook. And You Do Not Seem To Understand How To Use The Privacy Controls."

"Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? Because he wanted to... ""Get along little doggy"""

"6 things should be common in a Girl and Tea. Should be hot. should be strong. should be sweet. adequate milk. should be ready in 5 minutes. And lastly, won't let you sleep whole night :)"

"What do you call a Serbian who won't clean his room? Novak."

"What do you call a gay keyboard layout? Qweerty"

"What is long hard and makes you cry. Your cell mate"

"sexy night My wife started to do a striptease just for me. She asked me what should go out first. The light."

"Salamanders are the most passive aggressive animal. You grab their tail and they're like ""have that one, I don't even want it"""

"Backseat drivers are the worst. They're always like ""the light is red!"" and ""don't text and drive!"" and ""oh god, I think that was a person!"""