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Joke of the Day

"FULLY LOADED Q: What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet? A: ""We're gonna have a BB!"""

"My friend's 6-year-old was being obnoxious. The mature thing to do was to tell him to settle down. I challenged him to a rap battle."

"[NSFW] What do a pizza delivery person and a gynecologist have in common? They both get to smell it, but can't eat it."

"What do rednecks say after they broke up? We can still be brother and sister."

"I wish your vagina had a ""clear history"" button."

"How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid? He died of asphinxiation!"

"Dudes in skinny jeans...there's no need for sex if you're already in her pants..."

"Two Jewish guys are outside smoking... Hitler says, ""Who left these bodies here? Get them back inside the camp!"""

"Hey you know how people say they hate math because it doesn't make sense? I think that is unfair because math loves them. The problem is that math shows its love by playing hard to get."

"[NSFW] What did the sperm cell say when it realized it had just been dumped into an ass, not a pussy? Oh, shit."