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Joke of the Day

"They say one in every 3 neighbors is a pedophile Thankfully there isn't one next to me... just 2 smoking hot 6 year olds."

"I wish I could get bitten by a radioactive confident person."

"Ask a friend this: ""Hey, you ever blow Bubbles?"" ""Of course I did."" ""Well, I think he enjoyed it. He's back in town and asking for you."""

"A Spanish family surprised me by treating me to dinner. x-post /r/unexpectedcena"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anais ! Anais who ? Anais cup of tea !"

"If life gives you melons... You have dyslexia"

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm an adder Great can you help me with my accounts then please!"

"What the person on the street corner approaching me w a pamphlet doesn't understand is I want the world to end"

"Honesty is the best policy But by process of elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. Keep that in mind."

"[Favorite joke from Letterman] What goes into thirteen twice? Roman Polanski."