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Joke of the Day

"What the person on the street corner approaching me w a pamphlet doesn't understand is I want the world to end"

"What's invisible and smells like cough drops? Koala farts"

"I'm just like every other man... I do my taxes one leg at a time!"

"Normal things that become creepy when you look both ways before doing them: Pick up a kid Unlock a door Load a rolled rug into your trunk"

"Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit? Because she was a cute angle."

"I bought a cheese grater for my blind uncle. He said it was the most violent thing he ever read."

"If two lesbians get married, who does the cooking? Neither, they both eat out."

"Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? His body decomposed."

"Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes."

"What's the best part about dating a twin? Nobody can judge you on your age difference."