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Joke of the Day
"[Favorite joke from Letterman] What goes into thirteen twice? Roman Polanski."
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"I turn to my brother and ask Hey bro, what's the most you've jerked off in one day? ""About 3 dudes""."
"Senior high school picture...they weren't ready http://www.today.com/news/teen-comes-out-closet-hilarious-senior-quote-t25881?cid=par-huffpost-gravity"
"Jesus Christ walks into a hotel As he walks in, he hands the inn keeper three nails and asks. ""Can you put me up for the night?"""
"If you see a cat with a dart in it, that's my cat and I need him back, we aren't done yet."
"Wearing sunglasses inside is a great way to let people know that you should be hated unconditionally"
"That Awkward Moment when you find something hilarious, but nobody else does."
"What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa? Prom"
"I'm scared of french pancakes They give me the crepes"
"I was shocked to find out the girl I slept with last night was 16. She looked 12 to me..."