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Joke of the Day
"What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral? He died at such a Jung age."
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"Today, coworker deemed herself ""unscareable"". Now I have no choice but to hide in the backseat of her car with an axe & correct her grammar."
"Q: Who's the funniest girl you know? A: Lola."
"My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy So now I have to sit down to pee."
"Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was just actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't wanna share."
"This year's Christmas must-haves? Food, water and shelter! #theclassics"
"Martin Luther King Jr, Gahndi, and JFK walk together into a bar. ""Don't worry,"" they say to the other angels as they dusted themselves off ""the bullets hurt much more."""
"How to get on the front page Not like this."
"PMS jokes are not funny period."