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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus? Cactus has little pricks on the outside"
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"I had to pee really bad at the swimming pool yesterday, so I tried to sneak it in at the deep end... But the lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I nearly fell in."
"China are probably making all the medals anyway."
"I had a happy childhood. My dad would put me inside a tire and then roll me down a hill. They were Goodyears."
"If all of Ireland sank, what part of it wouldn't? County Cork"
"What is the quickest way to get some easy money Saying ""Ive got $200 on Rhonda Rousey to win, any takers?"""
"If you go to an animal shelter and ask for a cat, they get really upset if you play them like a guitar and scream ROCK YOU LIKE A FURRICANE."
"Two eggs and a strip of bacon walk into a bar The bartender looks at them and says, ""Sorry - we don't serve breakfast here."""
"Why did the melons have a big wedding? Well, they cantaloupe"
"What do princess Diana and pink Floyd have in common? their biggest hits were both the wall"