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Joke of the Day

"TIFU getting fired from the calendar factory All I did was take a day off."

"A man goes to the library and asks for a book on satisfying your partner in the bedroom. The librarian said, ""Let me check that it's in first"". ""Yeah, that's the one."""

"There are two types of people in the world. Those who understand ROT26... ...and those who don't."

"Why did the joke on /r/jokes get removed? [removed]"

"What driver doesn't have a license? A screw driver."

"Did you hear about the girl who was dating the Berlin Wall? Things were going well, but it broke up."

"How do you start a teddy bear race ? Ready teddy go !"

"Is the volcano mean or nice? He was mean because he interrupts. (Courtesy of a family member - Benjamin)"

"I bought a Christmas tree today and the guy asked me Will you be putting it up yourself?' I told him, No, you sicko, it's going in the living room!'"

"""I gotta 'A' in spelling"" Tony told his father. ""You dope!"" he replied. ""There isn't any 'A' in 'spelling'!"""