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Joke of the Day
"pulled over drunk driving office: please recite the alphabet from z to a me: z y u a k m e"
Next Joke
"What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch? Namaste."
"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog."
"Yes I get laid because I'm an illusionist. But I don't use ""magic"" or ""tricks"" on women. They respect my skills & choose to make love with m"
"The minute the great man dies, cryogenics should be employed until a cure is found for old age and chest problems... Freeze Nelson Mandela!"
"The Rainforest Cafe isn't realistic enough for me. Part of the restaurant should burn down by the time you finish your meal."
"When I'm really bored at work I like to write ""I'm watching you"" on the toilet paper a few squares in just to mess with people."
"I know I need to lose weight when.. I ask my boyfriend ""do I look fat in these knickers ? "" and he says "" what knickers ?"""
"A nicer way to call someone who was born through Incest ""Purebred"""
"Where does dragon milk come from? A cow with short legs."