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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between regular AIDS and north korean AIDS? Regular AIDS is incurable. North Korean AIDS is invincible!"

"Why did the negative number look so surprised? He was nonplussed."

"What did the silkworm comment on the message board? ""This thread is shit."""

"I used to hate facial hair But then it grew on me"

"Do you know what my dad and Brad Pitt have in common? Neither came to my birthday party"

"My online therapist says you can't live your life in fear....He also sells shampoo."

"[boxing match] Commentator: Silva is in the red shorts with green, white & yellow trim Me: the black guy. Just say Silva is the black guy"

"Why would you pay $80 for a bra at Victoria's Secret when I will hold your boobs up all day for half that?!"

"What fish is the most valuable? A goldfish."

"What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy? Poverty"