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Joke of the Day

"A man says, "" It's raining cats and dogs!"" The Chinese man comes out of his house with his chopsticks immediately..."

"[first date] HER: You smell so good. What are you wearing? ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy."

"I don't like my masseuse... She just rubs me the wrong way."

"I know a woman with an uncontrollable sexual desire towards books. She's an infomaniac"

"My girlfriend and I are very different but we share the same body. *Love you Rosy P.*"

"Someone just asked me to fax them my email address. Careful driving folks, these people walk amongst us..."

"If you ask me what my favorite rock band is and I'm being subjective, I'd say The Who. If I was being objective, I'd say it was The Whom."

"How is a Ska band the opposite of a rhinocerus? Horns in the back Asshole up front."

"So I'm gay and single .... Does that make me homolone?"

"I asked my Chinese girlfriend for a 69 last night. She said 'Fuck off, I'm not cooking at this time of night'"