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Joke of the Day
"""It's not you, it's me. "" - twins looking at family photos"
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"What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block."
"What should you call a polite friendly kind good looking monster? A failure."
"What is a physicist's favourite food? Fission chips."
"You know what's fucked up? A girl on top."
"My uncle died on 9/11 Those buildings can come out of nowhere."
"I like my sex like I like my math Discrete"
"Toy inventors make the best writers They have many novel ideas."
"I wasn't lying, I was just writing fiction with my mouth."
"I bet cats think people wish they were cats."