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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ? The Brit Awarts !"
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"A pair of identical twins... ... on opposite banks of a river. One says ""I wish I was on that side of the river."" The other replies ""You are."""
"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!"
"I was given a load of plasticine for Christmas... I'm not sure what to make of it."
"When your friend tells you she's thinking about adopting and you get really disappointed when you find out she means a human."
"Dudes that flip off the camera in pictures want you to know that they're tough and strong and not afraid of any fucking camera."
"When I get in an elevator, before I press a button I look at everyone inside and say ""Are you ready to take this sh*t to a whole new level?"""
"I swear if anyone makes fun of Mike Tyson... I'll whoop their ath!"
"""Let's tell people about our waffle and then not do shit for 100 years."" -Belgium"
"Today I bought cupcakes without sprinkles. Diets are hard."