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Joke of the Day
"Why do terrorist use Nokia phones? so they can reuse the phone after the explosion"
Next Joke
"You know when you lie, things can get out of hand very quickly....... For example I heard about a girl who lied to her husband about how she got pregnant and now there is an entire religion."
"How do dinosaurs smell? Ex-stinky"
"My girlfriend told me she was retaining water and gaining weight... I told her not to sweat it."
"what do you call a gay dinosaur? megasoreass"
"Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, still working on it."
"Just invented a landmine that looks like a prayer mat... Prophets are through the roof!!!"
"What's the best thing about Switzerland? I'm not sure, but the flag is a big plus."
"Which educational institute did many Jehovah's Witnesses graduate from? The School of Hard Knocks."
"Cop: Know why I stopped you? ""You heard the song I was playing?"" Cop: Yes I did, and now HERE I AM ""ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE"""