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Joke of the Day
"Lost my pet unicorn. If you find it, please share your drugs."
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"How big would jupiter be if it was as close to the earth as the moon..... Pretty damn big (courtesy of my daughter)"
"Pinniped humor So a baby seal walks into a club..."
"What were the martyr's last words? I believe in peace in our time"
"Told to me today by a random toddler Her: Knock, knock Me: Who's there? Banana Banana who? Aren't you glad I didn't say orange? Best telling of that joke ever."
"100% of car accidents happen within exactly five miles of something. If you're within five miles of anything right now, move."
"Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!"
"What's a rabbits' favorite musical? Hare."
"Every morning when the alarm goes off, I wake up & say ""it's time to chase my dreams!"" & then I press the snooze button & go back to sleep."
"*finally detangles ear buds *plane lands"