201302

Joke of the Day

"I would totally support the development of a 14-year after pill."

"BIGAMY Q: What's the downside to bigamy? A: More than one mother-in-law."

"Why isn't soap cool? Because it's basic."

"How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again?"

"If corporations are people then that's really gross because we walk inside of them all the time."

"I told my grandmother to act her age.... then she died."

"I'd pay someone to push me out of pictures when I'm drunk."

"Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms? Thunder storms just *sound* better"

"I think I am going to buy a whiteboard.... They're simply remarkable."

"What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much? Tupac-aday"