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Joke of the Day
"I wish life was more like hockey... Who doesn't want a horn to sound when their period ends?"
Next Joke
"What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle? Life"
"A Horse Walks Into A Bar And the bartender says ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies, ""My alcoholism is destroying my family"""
"I wish the band Journey was a giant human mouth becasue I have a hard-on and they *SUCK*!"
"Why are there 5 syllables in the word ""monosyllabic""?"
"But, your honor... she told me she shaved it!"
"Pete and Repeat were sitting on a fence. Pete fell off, who was left?"
"What does Monica Lewinsky and Soda Machine have in common?"
"Annoucement: At my funeral, all my tweets shall be recited. I will then haunt whomever leaves first, demanding honest feedback for eternity."
"Let's fall in love with each other while falling in hate with everything else."