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Joke of the Day

"But, your honor... she told me she shaved it!"

"Did you know that protons have mass? >Yes Well I didn't even know they were Catholic!"

"Why did the paper follow the pencil? Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! ~Skip"

"Recently started growing a beard and my wife asked how I liked it so far. ""It's growing on me."""

"What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk? *Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*"

"On a scale of 1 to 10 on the hungover scale I'm at ""can't handle this conversation with my mom about a hickey."""

"I love it when websites pop up a box to make me subscribe to read, and I always enter my real email address because it's important."

"Friend: you should come over tonight. we're watching 'How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what? Friend:"

"If you're going to ride my ass at least pull my hair and make me scream!"

"Jokes about women aren't funny... Period."