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Joke of the Day

"Let's fall in love with each other while falling in hate with everything else."

"What can a Chicken do that you cannot? Eat with his pecker."

"Whats the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids"

"What do you call a seagull over the bay? A Bagel"

"""Do you have anything with, ya know, even more denim?"" ""These jeans are 100% denim."" ""I require more."" ""Mr. Leno, this is getting weird."""

"That one onion ring didn't end up in your french fries by accident. That's Burger King's way of flirting with you."

"Hangman was my favorite childhood learning game that promoted hanging someone for a wrong answer."

"What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven? meh"

"Rey should really make herself a new lightsaber. The one she has now has 100% hand loss rate. \\\_()_/ "

"If you woke up in the woods with your pants around your ankles and vaselene all over your ass, would you tell anyone? Wanna go camping this weekend?"