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Joke of the Day
"What does Monica Lewinsky and Soda Machine have in common?"
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"Pancake in Spanish is panqueque, which translates back into English as *does raise the roof motion* bread whaaaat whaaaat"
"E-thugs. Because talking shit in person is dangerous."
"Have you heard about the gay Chinese prostitute? He only does brojobs."
"Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred."
"A healthy sleep not only makes your life longer, but also shortens the workday."
"I just bought the politically correct edition of Doctor Who. What's the deal with all these Cyberpersons I keep hearing about?"
"[OC] Name something that can be a variety of sizes, but only comes in large. My penis."
"With the amount of people who hide their identity online you'd think this place is rampant with superheroes."
"Guys who resent their friends for not sharing their hair products are gel less."