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Joke of the Day

"HELLO FELLOW HUMAN TEENS I HEARD THE COOLEST PLACE FOR US TEENS TO HANG OUT IS The Colossal Pillar of Wasp Eggs LETS GO DO NOT BRING WEAPONS"

"I think it's obvious that Goo Goo Dolls and Lady Gaga should do a side project together and call it Goo Goo Gaga."

"Couples have an amount they can spend up to without discussing with each other. Mine is around $50. My wife's is around $643.27. Apparently"

"Cops caught me fapping in a park and asked my penis if it wanted to press charges."

"Why did the janitor file for a divorce? He found his wife sweeping with someone else."

"My 8 y/o memorized my 12 character password that has upper and lowercase letters, numbers and symbols but can't remember to flush the toilet"

"What did the clown say after having a few drinks? ""I'm feeling funny"""

"The women protest movement this weekend was historical. I've never seen so many women have PMS on the same day."

"Beauty is only skin deep but that's ok because my eyes can't see any farther than that."

"E-incense to mask e-joint e-odor."