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Joke of the Day
"Why did the janitor file for a divorce? He found his wife sweeping with someone else."
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"What do you call the entrance you come through from hell to get into heaven? The Glory Hole"
"*watches TV* GET AN ANONYMOUS ONLINE QUOTE NOW! *logs on* ""You're a giant idiot and your parents are very disappointed in you"" - Anonymous"
"What do you call a fat female assassin? A killer whale."
"So my pregnant wife wanted to introduce toys in the bedroom... I suggested a clothes hangar"
"So I was at my local dyslexia meeting... And my friend turned to me and said, ""can you smell gas?"" I replied, ""are you kidding? I can't even smell my own name."""
"Accidentally opened Excel. Decided to roll with it and get my life together. See you all never."
"I freaked out my mailman today when I came to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what shocked him more, my naked body, or the fact that I knew where he lived."
"Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles? because Happy Hour ended."
"If God wanted us to save money for retirement he wouldn't have invented online shopping"