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Joke of the Day
"Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks? They get a hole in one!"
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"I like my women like I like my rum... Aged 12 years and mixed up in coke."
"*gazing at the ocean* God: I told you NOT to leave the water on while we were on vacation. Angel: I'm sorr- God: SORRY DOESN'T FIX THIS MESS"
"What kinda overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim"
"""No more Mr Nice Guy"" ~ Mr Nice Guy's eulogy"
"What do you call a Jewish cop? Kosher Pork."
"Where does a general keep his armies? In his sleevies!"
"How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? Velrow"
"A cunt. What do you call someone who says the punchline before the joke?"
"A trooper asks a sergeant: - Is it true that man descended from a monkey? - Yes troopers possibly were. But not sergeants."