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Joke of the Day

"Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks? They get a hole in one!"

"Today I went to the protest The protesters aren't going to mace themselves"

"Meeting with a social media consultant about how to better leverage my twitter stream for optimum engagement. Kidding. Banging your mom."

"Afroman was going to vote. But then he got high.."

"(punny) Did you hear about the orgy at the campground? It was in tents"

"I love Halloween. Its the only time I can wear my KKK outfit and get away with it."

"Knock Knock. Who's rhere?. 9/11. 9/11 Who? You said you would never forget."

"What's the convention for big-breasted female clowns? Silly-Con"

"What is the difference between Jamaicans and Jewish people? Their reaction when someone asks if they want to get baked."

"I missed a call from a girl last night... I missed a call from a girl last night. I called her back, she said she must've butt dialed me. I said, ""Maybe your butt knows what it wants."""