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Joke of the Day

"Do Indian restaurants have any bread? Nah, they have Naan."

"I think self checkout was invented by a guy who had to buy tampons."

"How can I know hundreds of digits of pi But not know the digits of your phone number?"

"So, I measured my penis with one of those digital rulers... ...Anyone know how to convert LOL into inches?"

"I think I made a good joke Donald Trump"

"A Muslim, an Illegal Immigrant, and a Marxist walk into a bar... And the bartender asks, ""What'll ya have, Mr. President?"""

"I sleep with a squirt gun under my pillow just in case a gang of cats break in while I'm sleeping."

"What do you can an African-American that has growing pains in its leg? A knee-grow"

"How many Horsemen of the Apocalypse does it take to change a lightbulb? Three. War never changes."

"What happens when people settle for a shitty situation? They're citizens of the So-be-it Union."