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Joke of the Day

"What happens when people settle for a shitty situation? They're citizens of the So-be-it Union."

"how did the Russian babysitter win the race? She got ahead LOL"

"I dance in my car, unashamed, in hopes of one day driving beside somebody as fun as me and sparking a dance off."

"What do you call an illegal immigrant and a pedophile fighting? Alien Vs Predator"

"Did you hear about the new skat porno? it's full of shit"

"The Joys of Horse-riding by Jim Kama"

"How much did the obese man know about fitness? Diddly squat"

"Watching my kids play the Xbox Kinect and it's taking me back to when I was a kid and we had this great game called playing outside."

"99 bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code Take one down, patch it around, 116 bugs in the code!"

"MRW a replacement professor enters the wrong class Oops, wrong sub."