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Joke of the Day
"What happens when people settle for a shitty situation? They're citizens of the So-be-it Union."
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"What do you call a deaf lesbian? Earmuff"
"Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed? His wife didn't know any decent crackers."
"Just saw a poor girl crying in the library, devastated about something. So I pulled up a chair, leaned in and said ""You can shut up or go outside, I've got an exam tomorrow""."
"What's the worst thing about a lung transplant? Coughing up someone else's phlegm"
"Movie comes on while im in bed: ugh ive seen this a million times Movie comes on before I have to get ready for work: oh hell yea a classic"
"I just kicked a can in my driveway and somehow ended up with a goal against Brazil."
"Prostitution work laws If a hooker gets pregnant, can she file compensation for an on the job ""accident""?"
"What did the black guys say to the bleach? you basic"
"Neverland Ranch Why did Michael Jackson build Neverland Ranch? He was fucking immature."