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Joke of the Day

"I laughed at Yoda for hiding in a swamp Then again, he's the only Jedi to ever die from old age Maybe he knew what he was doing after all."

"Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet? No connection"

"How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad? None, they were all minerals."

"Everyone seems worried about global warming and world hunger... ...but the real crisis is that one day elderly drivers will know how to text."

"Besides being an famous chief (despite burning everything he cooked), Adolf Hitler was also a star athlete.... He was the fascist kid on the playground."

"Grape Joke What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe!"

"get away from the tree Dad: get away from that tree son! Son: why dad? Dad: it looks shady"

"What did the donut say to the loaf of bread? If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!"

"ATTENTION: We will be performing live power tool identification exercises today. This is not a drill."

"What do Bernie Sanders and Santa Claus have in common? They're old, promise you free shit and are red!"