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Joke of the Day

"How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad? None, they were all minerals."

"Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it's too long."

"A member of the undead said I was prejudiced against his kind... It's simply not true. I have lots of wight friends."

"Draw me like one of your French Fries."

"Q: What happens when you eat bullets? A: Your hair grows out in bangs."

"I like my coffee like I like my women ... Hot, wet, and all over my crotch."

"I think my girlfriend would be a great presidential candidate, Because she's so awesome at bringing up shit from the past."

"Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested? Because he needed one."

"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? LET'S GO RIDE BIKES!"

"Doc, my leg bone is missing! ""You must be joking!"" ""No doc, there's not a humerus bone in my body!'"