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Joke of the Day

"Besides being an famous chief (despite burning everything he cooked), Adolf Hitler was also a star athlete.... He was the fascist kid on the playground."

"Where is the Serengeti Plain? At the Serengeti airport."

"Me and my girlfriend... Me and my girlfriend watched 6 DVDs back to back last night, fortunately I was the one facing the TV!"

"How many Catholic priests does it take to screw a lightbulb?"

"Chicks... ...they only get laid once."

"Something you don't want to hear in a sonogram... Doctor: There is the head...see they hand, they're waving.... and look! It's a boy! Wife: Is it supposed to be that big?"

"There's two types of people. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."

"Went to the doctor I told him everytime I have sex I cry. He explained it's from the mace."

"why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the border"

"How did Princess Aurora catch her prince? She became a sleeper agent"