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Joke of the Day

"Flung my bra across the room and it sailed right into the drawer, if any of you are looking to start a basketball team that uses bras."

"""Hey mom can Kyle come over?"" mom: Kyle from your school or Kyle who is really bad at finishing other people's- [From outside] LOOFAS!"

"Why Do Tigers Have Stripes? Because They Don't Want To Be Spotted"

"You're the bomb! A compliment in America. An argument in the Middle East."

"What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber? He was petrified."

"Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ? He was trying to make both ends meet !"

"My doctor is getting REALLY tired of me asking if the stuff I see in commercials is right for me."

"What will fast food workers say in Trump's Amerika? Arbeit Macht Freis with that?"

"Whats brown and sticky? A stick."

"Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed space."