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Joke of the Day
"I've got a good joke for you guys But you've probably all Reddit before... xD"
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"What is mozart doing nowadays? Decomposing"
"What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up? I've got a bone to pick with you"
"A snake slithers into a bar... The bartender says, ""I'm sorry but I can't serve you."" ""Why not?"" asks the snake. The bartender says, ""Because you can't hold your liquor."""
"My uncle was an exercise fanatic. When he died, we had a closed casket funeral, because he liked to do sit ups."
"Live this day as if it is your last. And if it turns out it isn't, make a great many apologies tomorrow."
"Don't stand in the rain if you're stuck in a shit storm"
"I think we could significantly cut down the number of different pasta shapes and still be okay."
"Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner"
"Dirty joke told to me by an old man (NSFW) What does 70 year old pussy taste like? Depends Sorry if this is a repost."