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Joke of the Day

"[Biblical Times] God: oh shit Angel: what? God: I just realized I've been leaning on the frog button."

"My son told me all females have nice butts in yoga pants, so I took him to Walmart so he could see the error of his thoughts."

"Dang girl are you the old lady from Up, because I've only been here for like 5 minutes and you're already gone."

"I broke up with my girlfriend over religious beliefs She didn't believe I was god. (Credit: Artie Lange)"

"Treat me like a joke, and I'll leave you like it's funny."

"My watch broke a week ago I've been meaning to replace it but I don't have the time"

"Pool donations A man came to my door Asking for donations towards the local swimming pool So I peed in it."

"What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra? The bull has the horns in the front and the asshole in the back."

"I'm Going To Hell For This"

"They say there is safety in numbers tell that to 6 million jews"