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Joke of the Day

"Saw a tv for sale on eBay for 5. Only problem was the volume button was broken..... How can I turn that down?"

"People ask me what it's like designing children's parks... It's all swings and roundabouts to be honest"

"Why didn't the koala get a job? He didn't have enough koalifications!"

"Spinach is like Anal Sex If your forced to have it as a child you won't enjoy it as an adult"

"What's the most dangerous possession a gun nut will ever own? His car."

"Driving and trying to read twitter, I just ran over a poodle. Unfortunately I drive a Yaris. My car got a dent and the poodle got annoyed."

"Thanks for the Christmas card featuring the ultrasound photo. Here's one of my family gathered around an MRI of my knee."

"What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards in single file. Recieding hare line."

"If God is always watching... ...then one day, while masturbating, I'm gonna look that motherfucker straight in the eye and finish like a boss."

"Should I buy a new pair of sunglasses or just leave $60 in a restaurant?"