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Joke of the Day

"A member of the Army Corps of Engineers was working on the design of the bottom of an android ""What exactly is going on?"", I asked. He replied, ""A Major engineering feet."""

"What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house? A poultrygeist"

"my son would be amazed if I showed him a first generation iPod because we've never met"

"Now working on my 2nd million. I gave up on the first."

"My milkshake brought a colony of extremely aggressive fire ants to my yard. :("

"Name a sub genre of Engineering PORN Armature"

"I wouldn't call it 'passive aggressive', but I do send the glitter Christmas cards to the people who annoy me."

"What did Sushi A say to Sushi B WASA B!"

"What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue? You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish ""What about the glue?"" I knew you'd get stuck on that."

"Why are divers always so nervous? Because they're always under pressure!"