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Joke of the Day

"The Id, The Ego, and The Super Ego walk into a bar.... The Id, The Ego, and The Super Ego walk into a bar. No they didn't! Yes, they did! None of this even matters!"

"What's the best part of a woman? between 18 and 24 yrs"

"You know what's fucked up? A girl on top."

"My wife and I are doing role reversal to spice up our sex life... She's going to be the aggressor, and I'm going to lay there like a corpse."

"Wanna know what makes me smile? Face muscles"

"What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding? One less drunk."

"I knew someone who died in a skydiving accident. Their funeral wreath was in the shape of a parachute. After all, that's what they would've wanted."

"What does 80 year old pussy taste like? Depends."

"I thought I had lost my porn stash It was right under my nose all along."

"What's the difference between a midget and black people? A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem."