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Joke of the Day
"I thought I had lost my porn stash It was right under my nose all along."
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"I like to go into changing rooms in the mall and yell ""help they're all out of toilet paper."" It really scares the shit out of the employees"
"Girl Logic: I'd like him a lot more if he ignored and liked me a little less."
"Yo mamma so fat.. That she drowns in the dead sea!"
"Damn girl, are you the brownie I just dropped on the floor? because you're hairy but I still wanna eat you"
"What did the Iraqi boy say to his father when he got home from school? I forgot my Bagdad."
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. I would like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."
"what comes after the bar? f. as in barf because drinking can make people barf .. f could also mean fuck because drinking can make people fuck that is all"
"So I called the rape helpline... ... they said they only help victims"
"Where do you keep microscopic criminals? In cells."