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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding? One less drunk."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? ""Keep the tip"""

"I once was bored so I decided to eat a clock to *pass the time*. It was very *time consuming*. Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk"

"Has anybody ever seen the Grapefruit technique video? I heard it was directed by Phil Atio."

"What did one penis say to the other penis? I just want to belong"

"Little Johnny When I was a boy, I prayed, and prayed, for a bike but never got one. Then I realized that God don't work that way. So I stole a bike, then asked for forgiveness."

"What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!"

"Knew a dude who back flipped and cartwheeled while beating his wife. I guess he was a misogymnast."

"People who talk to themselves are more intelligent then those who don't. Well that's what I like to tell myself anyway."

"An eskimo was showing another eskimo pictures of his house... ... The other eskimo said ""That's an ice picture!""."