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Joke of the Day
"A woman drives into a bar."
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"It's amazing how many pedestrians confuse ""Right of Way"" with ""Immortality."""
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"Why do mathematicians wear glasses? It helps improve division. [Thank you](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sting.ogg) folks, I will be here all week."
"Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan"
"The control for the air conditioner was so far away It was not even remotely close"
"Half Life 3"
"Joke from my childhood: What do you call a pig that losses its voice? Disgruntled"
"2 peanuts are walking down the street One was asaulted"
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