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Joke of the Day

"A woman drives into a bar."

"Great, yet another drive-in movie ruined by the neighbors saying I can't park on their lawn and watch movies through the living room window."

"All parents should give corporal punishment to their kids. You don't want the white kid to feel left out at school, when everyone is telling the ass whooping they got last night."

"Greek cheese turns me on. It is a feta-ish."

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The ceremony was alright, but the reception was fantastic!"

"Why are gold fish orange ? The water makes them rusty !"

"I surveyed 100 women & asked which shampoo did they use when showering. 99 of them said, 'HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE'."

"Q: Why did the farmer feed his cows money? A: He wanted rich milk."

"Two drummers walk into a bar... Ba dum tssh."

"I used to think revenge was a dish best served cold. Now I realize... It's getting back at someone."