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Joke of the Day

"A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath ""Mom"" he asked, ""are these my brains?"" ""Not yet, son""."

"Why is the universe feminine in nature? Because it's made up of galaxies."

"There was an explosion at a French cheese factory De brie everywhere."

"Do thin girls know about delicious food?"

"What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress? A confashion."

"So that's what ""Tiger blood"" means!"

"Make librarians cry by calling it a ""Book Museum"" while taking pictures with your iPad."

"How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at him/her!"

"I didn't like this marimba player very much... ...He just had bad vibes."

"Did you know that 69 is now 96? With this worsening economy, it costs a lot more to eat out."