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Joke of the Day
"Make librarians cry by calling it a ""Book Museum"" while taking pictures with your iPad."
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"My dog is an alcoholic... So he had to be put in the 20 step program."
"When German politics go right, they go far right. Right through Poland"
"My newest million dollar idea involves crowdsourcing. So, who has a million dollar idea for me?"
"The Ugly Hag by Ida Face"
"Today a girl kissed me I just wish that I could post this in another subreddit :("
"Why did God invent the yeast infection? To show girls what it's like to live with an annoying cunt."
"I went up to Serena Williams. I said, ""Serena, what's your favourite planet?"" She said, ""It's Venus."" I said, ""Oh sorry, Venus, what's your favourite planet?"""
"I had sex with both of the Olsen twins. But that was before they were famous."
"Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired? ...he threw out the W's"