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Joke of the Day

"I make so many dad jokes... I probably have a lot of bastard children I don't know about"

"What's a gay guy's favorite news station? The BBC."

"I'm not racist. I hate all races equally. Especially the 100 meter dash. All short and Olympickish."

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity .... It's impossible to put down."

"I think self checkout was invented by a guy who had to buy tampons."

"What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents? Jokes about Batman's parents can get old."

"there's a new chocolate bar being sold in the middle east called Allahu Snackbar"

"Q: What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot? A: ""How Come?"""

"How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate? You pay a buccaneer."

"What did one ISIS member say to another? ""IED mubarak.."""