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Joke of the Day
"Where does the cynic go to pray The Cynicgogue"
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"Ran into an ex-girlfriend. We talked, exchanged info, and she said her ""insurance would call"" me. Someones still carrying a torch!"
"Why do the Lannisters have such big beds? Because they push two twins together to make a king."
"A nurse reaches into her pocket and finds a rectal thermometer... ""Ugh, some asshole has my pen"", she thought."
"Praying is a lot like masturbation. It feels good to the person doing it but does nothing for the person being thought about."
"Can a match box no, but a tin can ;)"
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Ground up and in the freezer"
"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day... Give him a religion and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish."
"These sex jokes are in really poor taste and they need to stop. I mean, cum on, guys."
"8.7328917415 The cube root of all evil."