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Joke of the Day
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity .... It's impossible to put down."
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"Everyone keeps returning to the same hypothetical. If loving you is wrong... Bullshit. What if loving you is gross? That's the question."
"For gods sake! You'd think it would be safe not locking a car in a church carpark on a Sunday, apparently NOT. Anyway I got 8 iPhones."
"I have very poor ninja skills when it comes to staring at cleavage."
"Sasquatch is just a regular quatch who tells it like it is."
"Test Post Pls Ignore! April fools."
"Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism? They are both unlike radicals."
"One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas... How he got into my pajamas, I don't know. - Groucho Marx"
"It's a vagina, not a small business!"
"Him: This house is perfect for us! Her: What about the kids? Him: You're right. We'll have to put them up for adoption"